If You're Happy

If you're happy and you know it, Clap your hands. Clap-clap

If you're happy And you know it, Clap your hands. Clap-clap

If you're happy and you know it, Then you really ought to show it,

If you're happy and you know it, Clap your hands. Clap-clap

For the following verses, repeat the first verse but substitute new words and actions.

If you're happy and you know it

Stamp your feet. stamp-stamp

If you're happy and you know it

Shout AMEN! Amen

If you're happy and you know it

Do all three Clap-clap, stamp-stamp, Amen

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Alternate version

If you're happy and you know it scratch your side,

If you're happy and you know it scratch your side,

If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it,

If you're happy and you know it scratch your side.

If you're happy and you know it jump up and down

If you're happy and you know it say ooh-ooh

If you're happy and you know it do all three.

You end looking like a monkey, usually the audience doesn't suspect it till it's too late.