Tune: William Tell Overture

Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,

Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,

Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,

Ping-pong ball.

Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong

Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong

Ping-pong ball.

Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong

Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong ball

Ping-pong , ping-pong, ping-pong

Ping-pong ball. Oh!

Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,

Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,

Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,

Ping-pong ball.