Boy Scout Camp

Boy Scout Camp

The _________________ that they give you

They say are mighty fine

But ____________________________________

Oh, I don't wanna go to Boy Scout Camp

Gee mom I want to go

But they won't let me go

Gee mom I want to go home.

1. biscuts / one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine

2. water / when you go to drink it it tastes like turpentine (iodine)

3. girls / they're either under seven or over ninety-nine

4. nurses / when you break a finger they break the other nine

5. counselors /but when they try to help you they screw up your mind

6. counselors / when they take off their makeup they look like Frankenstein, etc.